"You can't trust men. I say if they have their genitals on the outside, they're hiding something on the inside."
- Karen Walker (Will & Grace)


My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

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petition for vatican city to compete in eurovision

live from eurovision 2015!!!!!!! no, your eyes are not betraying you that IS INDEED THE POPE BREAKDANCING

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i was teaching my grandma to use computer so we can talk on skype and such but today she went kinda mad at me because “i didnt show her the knitting programme” and i was like what

and it comes out she accidentally opened ms excel and found out its a great way to create knitting patterns


my grandma is 82


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My first language isn’t English, so I pick things up from the people I’m around. I lived in London for some years, and I spoke slightly different then. But, I’ve also studied a lot. When I moved to London, I stayed with my sister and we had a rule. I didn’t allow her to speak Danish to me because I wanted to perfect English. And, I would repeat everything that I saw on the television.

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Ginger Rogers + favorite outfits (from The Fred Astaire-Ginger Rogers series)

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